Monday, December 05, 2005

Over the shoulder boulder holders...

Baby shower table conversation:

"While I run my bath, I often clean the bathroom. In the nude - you know, I'm waiting to hop in the tub. So I'll clean the sink, or the mirror... This one time, I was cleaning the floor, so I had my scale up on the toilet. I looked at my boobs, looked at the scale, looked at my boobs again, and thought, let's see just how much these suckers weigh. So I did. One of them was eight pounds, the other was nine!!! No wonder my shoulders hurt! I could have a breast reduction and lose fifteen pounds!"

I almost died laughing. The key to baby shower survival.

6 comments:

Pamplemousse said...

Bwahahaha! Priceless.

Alexa said...

9 pounds??!?!?!
Gracious.
Oh, and the title of your post made me laugh--I haven't heard that phrase since I saw the "First Bra" episode of Punky Brewster...

pixi said...

What visuals!

And what a trooper you are for attending the baby shower. Glad the comic relief made it bearable!

Anyone else thinking of weighing their boobs?

Caroline said...

I wish that the baby's shower's I went to had conversation like that - Hilarious!!!

S. said...

That is definitely not something I had thought of before!

Mari said...

It sounded like a very cool baby shower!! You are right the key is to survive!