Him: I took a pregnancy test and there is a 42% chance that I'm pregnant
Him: I should wait and take a test
Me: a 42% chance, huh?
Me: where did you get this test from?
Me: what's the link?
Him: let me find it...
Me: I got a 25% chance.
Me: i suppose you've missed more periods than I have
Him: so it's more likely that I'm pregnant than you
Update: A friend of mine, who hasn't had sex in I don't know how long, got 17%. So my chance of being pregnant is somewhere between a woman who has no shot of being pregnant, and a man. It's not looking good. ;-)